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Hard Love

Her name was Jennifer and she was the girl I was going to marry.

Clean up in aisle four

I love me some Bonnie Tyler and am holding out for a hero too. But he can take a shower first, fresh from the fight sounds like a nice way of saying ripe.

An infomerical on Love

Love is like magic.

Landlord cats suck

I know you're in there. Open up!

I still hear jeopardy...

Damn you Hoff!!

Why is it every time I see a semi I wonder if there is a talking black car in the back with a mechanic named Bonnie?

Some days...

Some days you are the oversized gorilla throwing barrels at people. Most of the time you're the ill equipped racial stereotype running from them.

My very first writing...

This was the first shot at writing on the web I ever tried way back in 2005. It was a rough time, dinosaurs ruled the land, Boy Bands were being hunted to extinction and the great white AOL was still screaming and hissing on people's phones like a pissed cocktail. And I decided I should write something, somewhere like a message in a bottle.

Sometimes those bottles come back.

Firsties!

Ok so my first post, no one is here yet. Kinda spooky and quiet. Now I'm freaking myself out. Way uncool. You'd think I'd have installed some lights in here before moving in. Oh jeez I heard a noise. Now I'm gonna get scared and run upstairs instead of outside and end up dead before the credits.

I really thought I'd be the slut who dies in the middle of sex instead.