Firsties!

Ok so my first post, no one is here yet. Kinda spooky and quiet. Now I'm freaking myself out. Way uncool. You'd think I'd have installed some lights in here before moving in. Oh jeez I heard a noise. Now I'm gonna get scared and run upstairs instead of outside and end up dead before the credits.

I really thought I'd be the slut who dies in the middle of sex instead.